We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” 🙂 means a smile 🙁 is a frown.
Well, how about some “ASSICONS?”
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=3Dmc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned!